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Joke of the Day

"How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb."

"What time is it in Brazil? Oh, it's 7 past Cesar"

"Did you hear about the group of people who stole a dozen boxes of Viagra? Police are looking for hardened criminals."

"Gotta hand it to babies... ...because their short, stupid little arms can't reach anything"

"My wife says I'm way too condescending (That means I speak down to people)"

"My next girlfriend I am going to train like my dog. She will be loyal, obedient, and lick herself."

"Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Because someone threw a piano at her."

"What did Apply say to the iPhone 7? Hit the road, Jack."

"Why does ISIS like sheep? Is-Lamb!"

"It's not that I need to manage my anger, it's that other people need to manage their stupidity."