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Joke of the Day
"Why does ISIS like sheep? Is-Lamb!"
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"It's impossible to have an *ok* time on a trampoline. It's either the most fun you've ever had or you go to the hospital."
"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."
"How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot? 3/5ths"
"What's a bitch's favorite form of advertisement? A paw pup."
"Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine."
"I don't care what your bio says. You retweet me, it's not only an endorsement, it represents the views of your employer."
"What's the only thing a feminist is going to change? The Laundry"
"Doctor Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!"
"Why are Indians so bad at soccer? Because everytime they get a corner they open a stall."