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Joke of the Day

"What time is it in Brazil? Oh, it's 7 past Cesar"

"What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil? One's a fruit, you idiot."

"Just to clarify: If original content is about Carlos Mencia, is it a repost?"

"I used to date a periodicals librarian... ...but we broke up because she had too many issues."

"Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law? I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger should open a pest control business. He's already an ex-terminator."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You follow his FRESH PRINTS!"

"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"

"My girlfriend killed my cat She claims that she is the only pussy I need."

"If you know this one than we are probably friends. * Man 1: Knock Knock. * Man 2: Who's there? * Man 1: KGB. * Man 2: KGB wh- *get's slapped* * Man 1: WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!"