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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Because someone threw a piano at her."

"A coworker and myself had a competition to see who was more sensitive I was pretty sad I came in second place."

"why didn't the bicycle cross the road? because it was two-tired."

"i feel the most connected to other human beings when were making subtle eye contact about someones outrageous stank on the subway"

"I want to tell a Moses joke... but I haven't chosen one."

"""Balls!"" cried the queen. ""If I had two I'd be king!"" The king laughed. He had to."

"I saw a how-to page on record scratch and DJ techniques. It was a wikki-wikki Wiki."

"When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, ""Oh my God, I love this song!"", you can be sure that song sucks."

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word"

"Don't do any jokes about Jesus this Easter.. He's not the guy you'd want to cross..."