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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the group of people who stole a dozen boxes of Viagra? Police are looking for hardened criminals."

"Why are there windows on the back of French tanks? So they can watch the battle"

"How do Icelandic dogs bark? Bjork Bjork"

"What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand? Bury-toes. Hah hah"

"Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He Double Gloucester."

"My all time favorite lawyer joke. Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers? A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"I like my men how I like my coffee, Inside of me."

"How do street urchins communicate with each other? Gutterskype."

"Deathblade the Biker Gang leader ran over a land mine. He died like he rode: all over the place."

"If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something"