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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call me an oven? Because when I get turned on things get really hot"
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"What did Hitler say to the Chinese food delivery guy that stole his Chinese food? MEIN LOMEIN!"
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But, numbers can. 4/10"
"People think I'm kissing an imaginary girl when I play air tuba."
"Sorry I unfriended you after seeing your Facebook ""Year In Review"" but it was bad enough the first time."
"A black man and a Mexican man open a restaurant together. What is it called? Nachomama"
"What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever"
"Why do women wear white wedding dresses? So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove"
"[opens fortune cookie] be careful what you wish for [opens another] this is your final warning"
"My Gold plated butt-plug business is being sued by Apple. Apparently they have a patent for overpriced crap for arseholes."