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Joke of the Day

"It's like 10,000 goons When all you need Is a knight"

"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."

"I ap-p-p-p-lied for a j-job as a r-r-r-radio an-n-nouncer. Sh-sh-shame on them, rej-jecting me because I'm b-b-b-black."

"The Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. ...it was tense."

"A young boy's life changed when he found out he could shoot a white sticky substance Only this young boy could also do it from his wrist. Hello spiderman."

"Remember those morons that protested civil rights reform in the 60s? If you're against gay marriage, that's how you'll look in a few decades"

"You're scared of pedophiles? Grow up."

"NICK CANNON: hello and welcome to america's got talent HAWK: [hiding his talons behind his back] i misunderstood the title of this show"

"Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!"

"The square was killed 10 minutes ago... The killer must be a-round"