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Joke of the Day
"A silly joke about sex after marriage."
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"How do electricians meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm"
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"Nothing says defeat than deleting your own tweet."
"What's the different between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? I give a shit when my pizza is burnt."
"How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus."
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""...... Then the opposite of ""progress"" would be ""congress"" I^will^see^myself^out"
"Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!"
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"Life is always one step forward, two steps back...Then slide to the left...Slide to the right. CRISS CROSS!!!"