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Joke of the Day
"How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus."
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"The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton."
"Sex is like a game of cards. ....if you Dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!!!!"
"Why does VALVE end with 2? Because they can't count to **3**"
"Why wouldn't you laugh at punch lines in a circle-jerk? You'd see them coming."
"What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!"
"Buy followers? No thanks. I'm married so I spend enough money on people I don't talk to"
"In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the lights and kill one of your work colleagues."
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can. 2/10"
"What is green and glides down a mountain? A skiwi"