201230

Joke of the Day

"What's the different between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? I give a shit when my pizza is burnt."

"Eternity The time between when you cum and she leaves."

"What's the best thing about dating a black girl? You don't have to meet her dad."

"4 gay guys walk into a bar... They find that there is only one barstool, the ponder for a second, until one says, ""why don't we just flip it over?"" (Sorry if its a repost)"

"*sees a tweet i don't like from a person i follow voluntarily on a free website* I am entitled to compensation"

"I hate it when people ask me what i'll be doing in 5 years time C'mon!! I don't have 2020 vision"

"Add wife, have life If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life"

"A white guy and a black guy walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""your kind isn't welcome here."" They kick the nigger out, and everyone laughs, and has a drink of beer."

"How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant? As much as you can curry."

"what do you call a black man that flies an airplane? a pilot you racist fuck"