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Joke of the Day

"If you say ""Unique New York"" (5 times fast) is it easy or hard?"

"My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi."

"Why did the bad comedian visit the dominatrix? Because he was a sucker for Pun-ishment."

"How do you get Reddit to improve their search function? Have CNN report on how bad it is"

"So I saw a truck called 'The Morse Deliverers' reversing yesterday, For some reason it just kept on saying 'S'"

"Two lawyers are in a bar, and see a hot blonde sitting alone One of the lawyers looks at her and says ""Boy, I'd love to fuck her."" The second lawyer looked over and responded, ""out of what?"""

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? (Sorry if this has already been posted!) None, he fell."

"What do you call a group of physicians with erectile dysfunction? Doctors Without Boners"

"What do yu get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."

"What do you call an angry reticle? A cross-hair"