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Joke of the Day

"I Work At Sears And Some Black Guys Came In Asking For Polyester Pants It's weird because they usually pick cotton."

"Who's Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool."

"Remember that time I got drunk... Yeah me neither."

"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"

"Sometimes instead of saying ""For Example"", I'll say something such as ""such as"", for example."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad, I had to take his bike away"

"I saw a dead baby gohst laying on the ground this morning. Turns out it was just a tissue."

"My mom doesn't understand that powdered donuts are eaten over cd cases while in cars, and my friends love donuts, and that's why. (Not blow)"

"Trump is single-handedly bringing down America. Actually, I take it back. With hands that small, he'd have to use them both."