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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad, I had to take his bike away"
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"Parallel parking reality show. Get on that."
"I'm famous people used to have talent years old."
"How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize? It was out standing in its field!"
"This one time, I went to prison, but I got out without a scratch- I beat off all the other prisoners"
"Why couldn't OP make it as a standup comedian? Poor delivery."
"EVERYONE FREEZE THIS IS A ROBBERY! ""What's that?"" It...it's a sawed-off shotgun. ""Aren't you supposed to use the other half?"" ...shit."
"Panicked when I saw ""Godzilla"" was trending, until I found out there's a movie."
"Billy Connolly Tells Just About the Funniest Story Ever"
"[Dumbledore gets hit with Avada Kedavra] HOUSE MD: I think he had lupus."