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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes instead of saying ""For Example"", I'll say something such as ""such as"", for example."
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"If ""Bieber fever"" is when a Bieber song comes on the radio & you start throwing up & stabbing yourself, then yes I had Bieber fever once."
"The energizer bunny was arrested yesterday. He was charged with battery."
"Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught? Because he couldn't throw away the evidence"
"What is it called when weather in Central America breaks the news? A topical climate."
"What animal would you most like to be on a cold day? A little otter"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... ....15 years old and mixed up with coke."
"lol at all these fucking idiots in first class, cant even afford a private jet smh"
"The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 miles away"
"Fool me once shame on you, Unless you're speaking Spanish, then that's eleven times and I probably deserved it."