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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes instead of saying ""For Example"", I'll say something such as ""such as"", for example."
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"I like my women like i like my toilet paper. Soft, but not weak."
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"I am not schizophrenic doctor We're just fine......"
"My husband says I talk in my sleep but I don't believe him because nobody at work has ever mentioned it."
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