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Joke of the Day
"Who's Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy."
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"Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge... Unwelcome and hard to get rid of."
"Kiss her in the middle of her sentence chicks dig when you visit them in jail"
"Said this at dinner last night. Bit creepy, but laughs were had. ""He may die a virgin but he ain't gonna be buried one."""
"Fight with Alarm Clock Had a fight with my alarm clock, i refused to wake up, things got voilent. Now its broken and i am awake don't know who won."
"England vs USA. Loser gets New Jersey."
"Why bother drinking water? You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know."
"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't"
"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."
"QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between ""I do"" and ""You'd better!"""