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Joke of the Day
"I saw a dead baby gohst laying on the ground this morning. Turns out it was just a tissue."
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"How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff? Because they found her Head n' Shoulders in the glove box."
"I like my women how I like my wine... ten years old and in my basement."
"One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic"
"A very pixelated Loch Ness Monster showed up at my door... He said ""Imma need about 8-bitty."""
"I'm never tired. They call me Ironman"
"I was going to get a job at a coat check.... But I couldn't get the hang of it.^ok^i'll^just^show^myself^out"
"What did the Buffalo Say to his Son as he left for school? Bison"
"I just had a meeting with John It was stressful and hes full of shit."
"All it took was a skirt and one strong gust of wind and all of a sudden, my spirit animal is Hello Kitty."