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Joke of the Day

"How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord? ..The leash goes slack"

"How does an Australian clean is bum? Bidet, mate."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts!"

"If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces."

"What's the difference between you and a naked ringneck? One's a plucked pheasant, and I don't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."

"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."

"Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it"

"the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!"

"The difference between a prostitute and a politician (NSFW) When the prostitute is paid to fuck somebody, they get fucked back."

"We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi."