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Joke of the Day
"How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord? ..The leash goes slack"
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"What's the difference between the government and your wife? The government enjoys fucking you Edit: phrasing courtesy of tefkasm"
"My most favorite joke Boy to shopkeeper : Do you have fairness cream ?. Shopkeeper : Yes. Boy : Then why dont you apply to your daughter :D ."
"How is /r/jokes like sex? I don't get it."
"So... the girl I lost my virginity to was retarded. I wanted my first time to be special."
"George Michael was upset to find he had let a chocolate bar melt in his pocket It was just a careless whisper"
"What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers."
"Don't make a scientist mad. They will research you."
"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"
"This autographed Bible isn't authentic, unless Je$u$ is actually how he signed his name."