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Joke of the Day

"Why don't gay jokes ever get old? Because they get AIDS and die."

"What kind of tea do koalas drink? Euca-lipton"

"The best part of being married with kids is.....is.....umm.....Yeah."

"I went to the Zoo once. It had only one dog. It was a Shitzu."

"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."

"The volume of sewage burdening my local treatment works is rising excrementally."

"What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack can bang Jill's fanny. Jack came down with quite a frown Because Jill's a fucking tranny."

"The total age of the women I've slept with this year is 132, which would be so much more impressive if it was more than two women."

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed?? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."