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Joke of the Day
"How does an Australian clean is bum? Bidet, mate."
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"How is Mitt Romney like a failed sperm? If you looked at them, you could only see a dick; and both ended up just an inch short"
"I have no respect for mules. Everything they do is half-assed."
"What do you call a Nazi who left the war to become an animal doctor? A Veteran Aryan"
"Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children."
"I can guess how many times you've had sex... 0! about 99% of you guys just had your minds *blown*"
"Did you hear about the misanthropic statistician? 100% of people can go fuck themselves. Told to me by a cab driver in New Orleans."
"[god on LSD creating Donald Trump What if a car alarm that constantly goes off for no reason were a person?"
"Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial."
"If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me."