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Joke of the Day
"the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!"
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"Extra virgin olive oil is just olive oil who got dating advice from me."
"Today I have gone in a date, I got engaged, got a dog, moved into a new house, got pregnant, and got married. I love sims."
"Two lorry's crashed into each other, one containing terrapins the other containing tortoises... It was a turtle disaster."
"If I had a nickel for every time my pants have fallen down from carrying around too many nickles."
"Do you like tapes and CDs? (Only open if yes) (or not I don't Carr) Yea? Tape this dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts"
"What did the Wife-DNA say to the Husband-DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?"
"""Dad, we need to talk."" ""Alright."" He grabs a chair and sits. ""Dad, you-"" He grabs yet another chair. ""DAMMIT DAD YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CHAIRS"""
"What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye? -My eye"
"The South is a magical place. It has the most wizards."