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Joke of the Day
"the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!"
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"If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?"
"Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? It's the Wurst."
"Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok"
"What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !"
"Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."
"A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school... The priest peers inside and says ""Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys."" The rabbi responds ""Out of what?"""
"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."
"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""
"The ironic but 'real' dangers of immunisations Kid immunised for measles. The next day he dies from the shot."