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Joke of the Day

"Last night I did Crossfit for the first time and now I understand why those people always look so angry."

"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."

"Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school."

"LPT: When Googling ""grandfather clock"" don't forget the L."

"Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another good joke."

"If I'm ever on life support, I want to be unplugged. And then plugged back in to see if that helps"

"I like my women like I like my beer Stout and bitter"

"Do not adopt a snow leopard? i did its ruined the sofa, there is shit all over the house,my arms are in ribbons and now i cant find the dog, i think some charities can be downright irresponsible!"

"What expression would be the worst if taken literally? Shit a brick."