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Joke of the Day
"LPT: When Googling ""grandfather clock"" don't forget the L."
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"My friend got a tattoo of his wife's name so I guess he loves her as much as he loves barbed wire."
"Chuck Norris was banned from competing in the National Karate Championship. Everyone he competed with the year before ended up in the Special Olympics."
"One atom asks a hipster atom, ""Hey, did you lose an electron?"" The hipster atom replies, ""No, I'm just being ionic."""
"Me: When does karaoke start? Him: Never. Me: But I put my ""I ? Karaoke"" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a cold one. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here""."
"How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?"
"Here is my period story Period. End of story."