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Joke of the Day
"What expression would be the worst if taken literally? Shit a brick."
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"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a chair...and a table."
"Do cats like Deadmau5? I mean he is a mouse himself, but maybe they like the concept?"
"Sensei: always expect the unexpected *pulls out picnic blanket* Me: *instantly pulls out picnic basket* Sensei: *hands me ninja diploma*"
"In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming."
"""What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?"" ""Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."""
"people are like ""pokemon is basically dogfighting"" but tbh if a dog with ice powers fought a ghost dog I would probably peek over that fence"
"A Jewish man walks into a cafe in Canada and asks the waiter if they have any Canadian Jews ""I'm sorry,"" the waiter replied. ""We only have orange!"""
"Daddy daddy can I have another glass of water please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes but the baby's bedroom is still on fire."
"I have a condition preventing my going on a successful diet. There's a medical term for it, but in plain language, it's hunger."