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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my beer Stout and bitter"

"did you hear about this new website which will have lots of info about penises they are planning to call it dickipedia"

"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."

"How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway? Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way"

"OMG MOM SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SUMMON THE DARK LORD TO PLAY SCRABBLE YES I WANT A HAM OMELETTE"

"What do The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? The both circle Uranus and get rid of Klingons."

"Blue Elephant How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? Choke it until it becomes blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun."

"Just witnessed the shortest ever dispute in court about a guy who supposedly stole a woman's bag. It was a briefcase."

"Inspired by T.G.I. Fridays, I opened a restaurant called C.L.I. Tuesdays. No one could find it."

"WHEN DO WE STOP COUNTING BACKWARDS I'M AT LIKE NEGATIVE 42,360"