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Joke of the Day

"Police arrested two kids yesterday. one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."

"How much time did you spend on your hair before you took a selfie of your boobs?"

"I know why I study with the blinds closed. The reason awful, ghastly... I shutter to think"

"How many Mexican's does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan"

"If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex. Probably with the other sock."

"[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man."

"Accidentally bring the wrong kid home on Halloween once and now I have to listen to the same stupid story EVERY year."

"I'm so proud of my African pen pal friend. He tells me he hasn't had a drink in weeks. I'm so glad, he's staying sober."

"Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !"

"Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug? White powder!"