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Joke of the Day
"What is a virgin's least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
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"I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday It was a hare raising experience."
"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."
"On the Wikipedia page for List of Serial Killers by Number of Victims it says ""This page is incomplete. You can help by expanding it."" Omg."
"A hipster coffee shop would be a terrible idea. Everyone would burn their tongues because they would drink the coffee before it was cool."
"A police officer found two kids walking the streets. One had a battery and the other had a firecracker. He charged one and let the other one off"
"At first I didn't think I'd like having genital warts but now they're really growing on me."
"What is 34.5? 69 for midgets"
"A young boy came up to his mother crying, when his mother asked him what was wrong, He said, ""I went to Jared"""
"How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? (fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job."