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Joke of the Day

"A young boy came up to his mother crying, when his mother asked him what was wrong, He said, ""I went to Jared"""

"The first rule of denial club is I can stop anytime I want."

"Why do they call wood carving ""whittling""? Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler."

"I HATE when people rub things in my face. Unless it's boobs."

"NARRATOR: Here we see the gentle reindeer gamboling in the woods... DASHER: [pushing stack of Xmas cookies] Raise NARRATOR: I SAID GAMBOLING"

"What's the best time of day? The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."

"Did you hear about Brussels? Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year..."

"How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar? Step one: penetrate the student body."

"My go-to joke What's blue and fucks grannies? Me in my lucky blue coat! (helps if you say it with a biiiig smile and a little dance)"

"A r/news mod walks into a bar [Removed]"