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Joke of the Day

"I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday It was a hare raising experience."

"How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn? Paint one of them black; the others will move away."

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them."

"I got an oven today. It's pretty hot, isn't it?"

"Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks ""olive 'er twist?"""

"Just because I don't post it everyday doesn't mean I'm not thankful for the things I have."

"Tried to catch fog yesterday... Mist."

"'The victim was beaten with a porcelain angel figurine, suspect confirmed to be an Irishman' 'I guess you could say he was Knick-Knack Paddy Whacked.'"

"Walls are just sober floors."

"I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock But it's in his ass and belongs to Usher"