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Joke of the Day

"I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday It was a hare raising experience."

"How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit."

"As a girl: Tinder is like a refrigerator full of food but with nothing I want to eat."

"What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !"

"I was going to make a dick joke, but it's harder than I thought."

"Hippies say the darndest things... What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job? Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)"

"Virginity is like a car Once you've had it 25 years, nobody else wants it either"

"Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today"

"*throws up gang signs* *never eats gang signs again*"

"They say statistically, 1 out of every 3 of your neighbors are likely to be a pedophile. Luckily for me, I live next to two gorgeous 12 year olds."