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Joke of the Day
"At first I didn't think I'd like having genital warts but now they're really growing on me."
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"A little girl comes home after school: ""Mommy, mommy, someone at school called me a dumb bitch."" ""What does dumb mean ?"""
"What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman? He parks his car, man."
"I think I will have to go to the doctor soon. My father is a hypochondriac and I think it's hereditary. I'm starting to see the symptoms."
"New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'. Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss."
"I have a physical limitation from achieving any of my goals My fucking spine. Holds me back."
"What's the best time of day? The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."
"When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat? When he's a hillbilly."
"What do you call a lesbian octopus? A lickalotopuss."