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Joke of the Day
"At first I didn't think I'd like having genital warts but now they're really growing on me."
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"What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than two bee stings? Still the Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. good'ole anti-humor haha"
"patients always come to the office asking about measles And I tell them, ""no no no, i don't want to make this about measles. Let's talk about yousles"""
"Is it ok to have sex with a third cousin? I didn't seem to have any problems with the first two."
"How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path"
"What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles? Natasha Ramenoff"
"How do you blind a Chinese man? lay floss over their eyes"
"Why is it called an ""almond"" in the tree but an ""amond"" when it falls to the ground? When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it."
"How do you make a patty melt? Give Marcie a strap-on."
"whats the difference between cancer and black people? cancer got jobs. (too soon.)"