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Joke of the Day
"We should let prisoners take their own mug shots...I shall call it ""The cellfie"""
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"Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career."
"I see your childhood joke and raise you mine: What object crashes the most? A kaleidoscope!"
"I thought the big NYC ball was mechanically operated but I guess not. I heard Mariah Carey dropped it last night during her performance."
"Coffee asked ""Why do I always get coal in my stocking."" Santa: Because your on the Not Tea list."
"Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again? He's been underground for five years now."
"I once had a llama."
"What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane? A pilot; what else would you call him? You racist prick!"
"FYI Don't make snow angels in a dog park."
"I just got a new dog that's half Saint Bernard and half Pitbull He likes to save people and then kill them."