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Joke of the Day
"I once had a llama."
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"Just used the holiday card with your kid's face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room."
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"What's better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter."
"There are three men on a boat with a pack of cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke? They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter"
"What happens when you drop a piano in a mine? A Flat Minor"
"What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping? Goodwill Hunting."
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