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Joke of the Day
"Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again? He's been underground for five years now."
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"Mom, why am I black? - Mom, why are you, dad and everyone else in the family white, and I'm black? - The party was so crazy you should be happy you don't bark."
"The doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
"I think Hillary Clinton will be the best president. If she couldn't screw Bill, how can she screw America?"
"Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it."
"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"lazy limerick there once was a man from na-fuck it"
"Did you know ""orange"" is the same word in both French & English? Why didn't they do that with every word and make it easier on everyone?"
"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots"
"When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy."