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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole."
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"I almost took a bite of my friend's sandwich Woops, wrong sub."
"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."
"quick poll: why'd you break up with me in high school Alison"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?"
"How are Harambe and the iPhone the same? it only took one extra hole to kill them both"
"What did the drowning number theorist yell? LOG LOG LOG LOG"
"Friend asks me to be her maid of honor: M-What do I have to do? F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished."
"the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it's full of skeletons now"
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? All the hot dogs taste like shit."