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Joke of the Day
"FYI Don't make snow angels in a dog park."
Next Joke
"If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say ""There there"" when consoling someone"
"I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer."
"Anybody heard about that new drug for lesbians? Trycoxagain"
"Why can't Jesus eat pizza? Because he doesn't exist."
"When I count my blessings, I count you twice, subtract 4, multiply by 8, and divide by 15 because I don't know how math or blessings work."
"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown"
"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family"
"What's it like being frozen to absolute zero? It's 0K."
"Before you criticize someone.. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."