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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack!"
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"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you behind and never comes back."
"What do waiters and prostitutes have in common? Just the tip."
"Nobody should regret anything that made them smile."
"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"
"[Coffee line] *Sees cute barista* *Twirls hair* No whipped cream please *Sees his backward sunglasses* *Drops hand* Never mind. Load it up."
"How to ruin a joke: By reposting it several times in less than an hour"
"Did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer? Too bad he never cries."
"Irony. The opposite of wrinkly."
"What do Ryan Lochte and the water in Rio have in common? They're both full of shit."