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Joke of the Day
"There's no ""I"" in ""Illiteracy."""
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"My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing...God, what is that thing called...other people."
"The moral of Little Red Riding Hood is: 1) Never trust strangers; 2) Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human."
"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""
"What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd? He fry through it!"
"An insanely hot girl sat across me in the train this morning and our eyes met. I thought I'd have a raging boner. But then she had one first."
"What do you call fat people eating McDonalds? Cannibalism"
"Lawyers aren't all bad.. 98% of lawyers make the other 2% look bad"
"Ethics of the police"
"*uses Mr. Clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows*"