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Joke of the Day
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast."
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"What do you call a cold and angry cow? Brrrgrrr... What do you call an angry and cold baby? GrrrBrrr..."
"How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you? Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you?"
"I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... Thank you daylight savings!"
"Wuts 9+10 Twenny wun"
"How do you fit 1000 jews in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, the rest in the ashtray"
"I quit smoking cold turkey. I now let it sit at room temperature for 30 minutes first."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."
"Boss: this project is moving along at a snail's pace!! *silence* Todd the snail: This is bullshit *spends 3hrs storming out of meeting*"
"A limbo champion walks into a bar And loses his title."