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Joke of the Day
"I quit smoking cold turkey. I now let it sit at room temperature for 30 minutes first."
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"What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily? An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey"
"I'm writing a theatrical work on puns It's a play on words."
"I'm going to open a frozen pizza shop It's called ""Pizza By the Ice."""
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN TICKLES!!"
"I dowloaded the song ""Runnin' down a dream"" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft."
"An ex girlfriend is like a box of chocolates... ...they'll both kill your dog"
"when i die i want my kids to carry my casket. So they can let me down one more time."
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."
"Why is Neil Degrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?... On the day he was born he escaped a black hole...... and then he spent his life studying them."