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Joke of the Day

"Boss: this project is moving along at a snail's pace!! *silence* Todd the snail: This is bullshit *spends 3hrs storming out of meeting*"

"Want to hear a quality joke about knives? On second thought, I can't tell it. It's too edgy"

"I like my women like I like my reality shows.... Naked and afraid."

"Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"

"I walked into my local fishmongers when i saw the manager of the store slapping his penis with a fish. I **cod** not believe it!"

"What do you get when you combine a Comedian and a Whorehouse? a BROFL"

"Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi"

"what is the difference between a crook and a politician? A crook will steal before he runs, a politician runs before he steals"

"What do you call a mollusk on a boat? A snailor"

"I like my women like I like my wine. Locked in a cellar."