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"Mermaids: Can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race."
"*Brings Oreos to a Christmas cookie exchange*"
"How many french men does it take to conquer Paris? No one knows, it's never been done."
"My insomnia has it's own toothbrush in my bathroom."
"Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949."
"when I talk about computers I make my motherboard"
"Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road? Because he was too chicken! Sorry."
"""i'm positive i can find a wrong way to eat a Reese's"" i say as i begin drilling a hole directly into my stomach"
"I had some food stuck in my teeth and now I'm an international beatboxing champion."