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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 1000 jews in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, the rest in the ashtray"
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"where is the best way to hide a nutella? i'm nutelling you"
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"My toddler just asked me ""mummy why do people think falsely attributing quotes to my preschool peers lends their bad opinions authenticity?"""
"My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer. I said, ""Thanks. I've always wanted a killer stache."""
"The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. ""The red pill or the blue pill?"""