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Joke of the Day

"Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos."

"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"

"Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!"

"A clown at the circus got tomato thrown at him from the audience, he turns and says HAY, THATS NOT FUNNY"

"The Ninja Turtles went to a weapons store. They all got what they wanted except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's."

"I'm confused. Hi Confused. I'm a dad joke."

"A rude answer to when someone tells you they want something that isnt going to happen. Want in one hand and shit in the other one, then tell me which one fills up first."

"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face."

"I started eating healthier recently. Instead of chicken wings alone I now drink beer with them, thus, preventing coking and prolonging life."

"Someone just asked me if I liked Eminem... I told them that I did, but that I prefer Skittles."