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Joke of the Day
"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"
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"What do Donald Trump and the NSFW tag have in common? They're both excellent clickbait."
"Why does wonder woman fly? Because she can't drive for sh*t."
"Hey! There's no need for name calling... ... You cunt."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking noise*"
"My book on tantric sex finally arrived. Damn thing took ages to come."
"Fart Jokes Are sometimes shitty."
"How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked."
"""If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."""
"Why do married women have sex with the lights out. They can't stand to see a man have a good time."