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Joke of the Day

"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"

"My father got crushed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."

"I told my grandpa he should wear his hearing aids but he won't listen"

"If Italian westerns are called Spaghetti Westerns,then what are Japanese ones called? Sushi Westerns"

"TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script. Oops. Wrong dub. (Real oops. Meant to type improvised)"

"My friend text me 'what are you doing now?' I replied 'Probably failing my driving test'."

"What happened when the cow tried to milk itself? It was an udder catastrophe."

"Gentleman My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down."

"Had to have ""the talk"" with my 5yr old. He asked me where sandwiches come from."

"My girlfriend is a pornstar... She's going to be pissed when she finds out."