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Joke of the Day

"I'm confused. Hi Confused. I'm a dad joke."

"Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook? My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."

"Why did the model pee herself? She was all dressed up with no place to go!"

"what does the Jewish pedophile say to an elementary school kid? Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"

"Every timeI see a mattress tied to the top of a car, I think....there's another prostitute making a house call......"

"I like my coffee just like I like my slaves... Free"

"What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics? A God dam engineer."

"What did the racist cannibal have for breakfast? Nigger-o's"

"What's the same about Christmas and work? I do all the work and a fat man in a suit gets all the credit."

"My grandma was so poor she only left me recipes for pasta dishes in her will, you could say she was my.. *golf swings* Pennefactor."