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Joke of the Day

"A clown at the circus got tomato thrown at him from the audience, he turns and says HAY, THATS NOT FUNNY"

"What do you call a crime-solving blender. Deducer"

"Whats a zombie's favorite drink? Egg noggin."

"Just realized I've never ""axed"" anyone a question in my whole life."

"What looks better... than roses your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"Working on my new book, ""How to Get Through Life Without Reading."""

"Yo Momma So Fat Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."

"(I heard this one a while back, sorry) Why can't you use a the restroom at a Beatles reunion concert? Because there is no John."

"Remember busy signals? Crazy times."

"I don't understand why my coworkers always complain when I microwave my favorite meal: curry salmon stuffed with burnt popcorn."