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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!"

"Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat."

"Joke What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"Pal: That's an impressive stingray. How'd you catch it? Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way."

"Did you guys hear!? Easter is cancelled! Yep, they found the body. Go home boys."

"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath"

"Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station... ... because they always involve Mir puns."

"I accidentally got my mom prego... :( She wanted Ragu."

"A fax machine is just a surprise printer."

"The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros."