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Joke of the Day

"There was a Mexican boy born with two dicks. He named the first one Jose. What did he name the second one? Hose B"

"Me: C'mon, baby. Just the tip? Her: No! Me: Awww, cmon! Her: No, you're paying the whole bill this time."

"My girlfriend wants me to take her to Paris, and treat her like a princess The only thing is, I don't know which to pick: the guillotine or the Mercedes."

"Why can't T-Rexes clap? Because they're extinct."

"Your momma is so ugly that Scorpion says ""Get away from me"""

"Bill Clinton is so exited about the possibility of being in the White house again, He too has started wearing a hat on the campaign trail. It says : Make America fellate again."

"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway across"

"Have you ever noticed that Santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?"

"If I consider you a friend, I'll be there for you. With an ear, a shoulder, a drill, a shovel, an alibi - whatever you need to feel better."

"Only one Chinese man lived in my hometown, and I still couldn't tell him apart."