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Joke of the Day
"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face."
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"It's warmer now, but I'm colder than when it was colder."
"The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car. Who's driving? The police. Not mine: http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33099881"
"Two men walk into a bar.. The other man ducks."
"Guy calls his doctor... He says, ""I figured out what's been causing the pain, doc. Avocado!"" Doctor: ""Did you research that?"" Guy: ""No, I just pulled it out of my ass"""
"A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base."
"Unlike Rick Astley, this tweet is likely to let you down."
"Two things I will never grasp in life: 1. What to write in birthday cards. 2. What to do when people are singing happy birthday to me."
"What can blow your Mind? A Brain Prostitute! (Maybe a repost though I haven't seen it)"
"What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year? Avo, CA does."