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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world... ...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!"

"What's missing from star wars 7? Maybe [SPOILER] Nobody's limbs."

"What do you call a broken angle? A rektangle"

"My vacuum cleaner is so good it collects dust even when I don't use it."

"""Is that your dog?"" ""No, actually she's adopted... we were unable to conceive a dog naturally ourselves"""

"I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I'm living in their attic."

"What did the spaceman say at the restaurant? This steak is too fatty! I wish it was a little meatier."

"Superman graffitis a wall: ""Batman is a moron"" Batman writes under that, ""Superman is Clark Kent""."

"Writing Tip: Learn the letters. YES all of them. Regardless of what you write they'll come in handy. Try experimenting w/ diff combinations."

"I tried a beer this weekend brewed with rabbit... It was a bit too hoppy for my taste."