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Joke of the Day
"Your momma is like a shotgun... Two cocks and she's loaded"
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"I hope there's not a huge turnout at my Claustrophobic's Anonymous meeting tonight."
"one time I stuck my hand in a jar of jelly beans and when I took it out all the black one stole my rings and watch"
"What do you call an octopus that loves jokes? A knock-knocktopus."
"Pedophiles may be bad people... ... but at least they drive slow through the school zones"
"Did you hear Vladimir Putin made a travel sized Russia? It is the perfect country to Putin your pocket."
"Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is ""Squirty"""
"Indian Election Joke... How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time? Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!"
"Whats more bruised than an old apple? My asshole after a night with Caitlyn Jenner"
"What does Batman have in his lemonade? Just ice."